Monthly Archives: August 2012

The Crown v Mark Anthony Cooper

(Location: The Old Bailey, London, England) Bailiff: All rise for Justice Meaty Porkfat, QC. (everyone in the courtroom rises) Judge: You may be seated. (everyone sits down again, except for the defendant) Judge: Mark Anthony Cooper, you stand accused of … Continue reading

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