Spy Chicken

Originally published at Scribd on June 14, 2011

Brace yourselves… here comes another Minecraft-based song parody! This time, it’s the 1982 Kid Creole and the Coconuts hit, “Stool Pigeon”, and inspired by PaulSoaresJr, who coined the term “Spy Chicken” for the chickens in Minecraft 🙂

Spy Chicken
(“Stool Pigeon”, sung by Kid Creole and the Coconuts)

There’s a small white bird that’s flying round
Turning the game upside-down
Spy Chicken – ha-cha-cha-cha
Not a duck, despite what people say
Now she’s here, no one’s safe
Spy Chicken – ha-cha-cha-cha

Is she CIA? Is she FBI?
Paid in chicken feed, but it’s worth her while
So she tells it all, and in the end
There’s not a guy or girl who will be her friend
She don’t care about security
And the eggs she lays, we grab for free
But it must be hard, when she does report,
To make a cluck portray her every thought…

There’s a small white bird that’s flying round
Turning the game upside-down
Spy Chicken – ha-cha-cha-cha
Not a duck, despite what people say
Now she’s here, no one’s safe
Spy Chicken – ha-cha-cha-cha

She was kitted out with bionic wings
That can do a host of amazing things
In her eye, she’s got a camera now
And she records it all with 3D sound
She saw a cobblestone monstrosity
And the gal who built Monopoly
But I wanna know: When the night will fall,
Who is the one to whom she will tell it all?

There’s a small white bird that’s flying round
Turning the game upside-down
Spy Chicken – ha-cha-cha-cha
Not a duck, despite what people say
Now she’s here, no one’s safe
Spy Chicken – ha-cha-cha-cha

There’s a small white bird that’s flying round
Turning the game upside-down
Spy Chicken – ha-cha-cha-cha
Not a duck, despite what people say
Now she’s here, no one’s safe
Spy Chicken – ha-cha-cha-cha

Is she CIA? Is she FBI?
Paid in chicken feed, but it’s worth her while
So she tells it all, and in the end
There’s not a guy or girl who will be her friend
She’s got an innocent identity
But do not be fooled by what you see
Keep an eye on her, ‘cause she’s one to watch
It’s occurred to me: Does she work for Notch?

There’s a small white bird that’s flying round
Turning the game upside-down
Spy Chicken – ha-cha-cha-cha
Not a duck, despite what people say
Now she’s here, no one’s safe
Spy Chicken – ha-cha-cha-cha

(to fade:)
There’s a small white bird that’s flying round
Turning the game upside-down
Spy Chicken – ha-cha-cha-cha
Not a duck, despite what people say
Now she’s here, no one’s safe
Spy Chicken – ha-cha-cha-cha

Spy Chicken – ha-cha-cha-cha

Original lyrics © August Darnell 1982
Parody lyrics © Mark A. Cooper 2011
With warm thanks to PaulSoaresJr, who coined the term “Spy Chicken”

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