Lady MinecraftChick

Originally published on Scribd, May 30, 2011

MinecraftChick asked for a parody song, so I used “Lady Marmalade” – but my version’s closer to G-rated than the original (and does not besmirch Lydia’s reputation!)

Oh, a little note: I mixed the styles of the original Lady Marmalade and the remake – although I wanted to use the original style, the rhythm of the opening lines in the remake was just too hard to resist – because I had the perfect lines to put there… 😉

Lady MinecraftChick
(“Lady Marmalade” – the original sung by Labelle, not the Aguilera cover… except for the first lines, as mentioned above)

(Language/pronunciation note: “Voulez-vous miner avec moi ce soir” is French for “Do you want to mine with me tonight?”… “Miner” is pronounced, in the French language, as “mee-nay”. Just so ya know!)

Hey newbie, go newbie! Goin’ way too slow, newbie!
Hey newbie, go newbie! Goin’ way too slow, newbie!

I saw MinecraftChick in an old YouTube show
Trying to walk down the beach…
She said, “Hello,
Oh no! How do I make it go? Uh-oh…”

Itchy twitchy ya ya blah blah
Itchy twitchy ya ya eee-argh!
Sleepy sheepy baa baa – ha ha!
Crazy Lady MinecraftChick!

Voulez-vous miner avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous miner avec moi?

Fell in a pool, she just kept tripping up
That girl played all that night, and I don’t know why
Oh the last time she shrieked,
I just started to freak

Itchy twitchy ya ya blah blah
Itchy twitchy ya ya eee-argh!
Sleepy sheepy baa baa – ha ha!
Crazy Lady MinecraftChick!

Voulez-vous miner avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous miner avec moi?

Hey hey hey!

Saw her again with her hair all smooth
Color of bright shocking pink
But the savage beasts hide
‘Cause she hunts with pride – gore, gore, gore!

Now she’s no noob, dying 9 to 5
Portal’s the next thing she’s tried
But when she goes to sleep
She hears GLaDOS beep – core, core, core!*

Itchy twitchy ya ya blah blah
Itchy twitchy ya ya eee-argh!
Sleepy sheepy baa baa – ha ha!
Crazy Lady MinecraftChick!

Voulez-vous miner avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous miner avec moi?
Voulez-vous miner avec moi ce soir?
Crazy Lady MinecraftChick!

Voulez-vous miner avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous miner avec moi?
Voulez-vous miner avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous miner avec moi?
Voulez-vous miner avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous miner avec moi?
Voulez-vous miner avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous miner avec moi?

Itchy twitchy ya ya blah blah
Itchy twitchy ya ya eee-argh!
Sleepy sheepy baa baa – ha ha!
Itchy twitchy ya ya eee-argh!
Itchy twitchy ya ya blah blah (to fade)

* Sorry, that’s a sort of a spoiler for Portal…

Original Lady Marmalade lyrics © Bob Crewe, Kenny Nolan 1974
Parody lyrics © Mark A. Cooper 2011

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